May 11, 2006
HARPER DEVASTATED BY ZIT
Close to tears, Cana-duh's Prime Minister Stehpen Harper has cancelled all meetings due to a zit.
"I don't get it", said the PM, "I woke up, put on my mascara, and there was a giant oyster on my left cheek."
Canada's Surgeon General was called in between rounds of golf, suggesting Harper take Acutane and quit picking it.
Get well cards can be sent to the Honourary Stephen Harper, Prime Minister, Parliament Buildings, Ottawa, Ont.