May 03, 2006
Doctors Without Orders
Rogue surgeons have been randomly kidnapping cold, ice-blooded politicians and performing heart IMPLANTS. These "Doctors Without Orders" have no idea of the success rate so far, but say what they have been removing from chest cavities is remarkable. Only time will tell if this step in humaniatrian aide will result in compassionate flesh-pressers. "Chances are," said an unnamed physician, "These patients will remain Stepford politicos , but there's hope, so we'll continue".