Harper Valley

Those clever publicists! Here we thought the whole Steve and Boreen flight to Cyprus was a political photo-op, when really it was to make their singing debut and launch their first CD !!!!! Available on Walmart shelves as of today, 'Stop! In the name of Cons' is selling like hotcakes at $11.99 with 6% gst.


Stop! In the name of Cons
Before we break your bank.

Scaby, scaby,
I'm aware of where you go
Each time you leave your door
I watch you walk down the street
Knowing Big Brother you'll meet
But this time I reveal I'm him
Leaving you sea-sick and thin
(think it over) after I've been good to you
(think it over) after i've been Gr8 to you

Stop! in the name of Cons
Before I break your bank
Stop! in the name of Con
Before I break you bank
Think it over
Think it over

I've taken away
Your individual rights
I've even arrested your kin
Maybe once or twice
But is your vocal expresion
Worth more then my next election?
But this time before I fire my arms
And set off all alarms
(think it over) haven't I been good to you?
(think it over) haven't I been Gr8 to you?

CHORUS
Repeat verse 1

I've tried so hard to be patient
Hoping you'd stop protestation
But each time you ruffle my feathers
You'll be incarcerated forever

CHORUS