July 29, 2006
Condi's Piece Package
Resplendant in her Israeli Designer Combat gear, U.S. Secretary Condoleezza Rice is undaunted that she can't land in the Lo-East because of increased fighting. "They're having communication problems because of all the war noise. If they knew I was on my way again they'd stop, after all, I'm Condi Rice and they're not". Condi is also certain the noise interfered with Israeli troops not being able to hear the pleas from the UN personell who were killed by a missile. "Honestly, everyone's making such a big fuss about it. If people had been wearing their radio earphones like my cool Sigal Dekels, it wouldn't have happened...so who's to blame? The UN people should have known better."
Condi expects to be able to land as soon as Lebanon and Israel know she's in the area again. The U.S. piece plan seeks an international agreement on a UN-mandated fashion force that can provide good-looks in the region.
Condi's Piece Package also includes:
- Do a make-over on Hezbollah and integrate the guerrilla force into the Lebanese army with designer uniforms.
- Create the piece of land held by Israel and claimed by Lebanon into a shopping mall called "The Plaza Strip".
- create a piece of land as a "buff zone" where only 'hotties' can go.
- convince Hezbollah to carry Prada purses.
- create an international Beauty Pageant for Lebanon.
q, stevey-joe would have to work on abs-o-steel before he'd allow a buff zone. i like the idea of fashion war though....perhaps a limit on the tips of stilleto heels. it could be like 'american fashion idol' and the unmatched get kicked off the runway in short order.
Scout: 'oh i wonder where i went last night when i brushed my teeth with dynamite?'
I like that. Where she is, she may be literally brushing with dynamite. That should clean out her teeth.
anon, geeze, i thought everyone new that song, am i dating myself? it was sung to the old 'peppsident' jingle. and ya right on, she could be doing the brush from hell. i think her mouth needs cleaning out with soap, and her mind a good rinse from all the brainwashing. oh! i best be careful, never know these days if we're talking in fundie code.
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