August 22, 2006
Hockey Trading - Oilers Go For Power Play
An anonymous Edmonton Oiler said, "Man did they get this one wrong! All we were trying to do was get the new SA-18 hockey stick to our farm team so they'd have the right equipment to play with. Seems we've drawn on all the good Russian, Slavic and Scandinavian players, so we've set up a deal with the Tigers to help train them and draw from their pool. Ya gotta have the right equipment for training, eh?'.
The Tamil Tigers are quite the team by all reports...their reputation supercedes the Jamaican Bobsledding Team, and the Oilers should be continuous Stanley Cup champions with their new farm league of players.
U.S. agents had no comments at this time.
Well.. No one ever said the left didn't like terrorists.
As a side note, the Oilers could/would/should kick the living shit out of the Tigers...
Contrary to what the right thinks, we on the so-called left don't like terrorists either, believe it or not. It's just that some of us dare to question the "Fear Card" that's trotted out ad nauseam in the hope of causing mass hysteria and mistrust of others, and the sheeple's blind, obedient following of our leaders..
Since Bushco started its GWOT, everyone with a different ideology -- or just simply a few nut cases -- is labelled a 'terrorist'. It's very convenient. Saves having to deal with the real issues that are facing our societies, like poverty, AIDS/malaria/TB, oppression, genocide, unjustifed wars, exploitation, political and corporate corruption, imperialistic, greed-driven foreign policies and ill-conceived domestic policies, injustice, erosion of civil liberties and human rights, raping and plundering our planet and depleting our nonrenewable natural resources, global warming, environmental toxins, pollution by multi-national behemoths, and so on.... So excuse us for being sceptics. You know the old story about the boy who cried wolf...
Scout is merely putting a humourous, witty, parodic spin on events. Laughter is good for you, didn't you know? Try it!
hi knight! haven't seen your smilin' armour in a while. sheesh, don't you remember i'm not 'left', i'm against party politics......come on, you're young, at least i have mid-life as an excuse for my memory :)
just crusing to your page now, haven't checked out your kim jong news in a while. how is the korean napolean doing?
I believe he is carrying out genocide in Iraq and he is encouraging Israel to do the same in Lebanon and Gaza. State sponsored terrorism and extremely fatal to its victims.