August 17, 2006
Ottawa's AIDS/HIV Annoucement Leaked
"Our Government will be spending 1 million dollars to give away lapel ribbons on a cross. The best prevention and cure for AIDS/HIV is the Lord Jesus, King of Kings. A further 23 million dollars will go to New Christian churches to do repairs and expansions for all the converts we expect. All money is being redirected from prior Kelowna Accord budgeting. We feel the indigenous problem can also be solved by converting those heathens to worshipping the Lord. The babe in swaddlings should also take care of Vancouver's glut of drug addicts. Healthy prayer to The Lord Gawd Almighty and his immaculately conceived son will do away with all the ills in this country. My wife, Boreen , helped me reach this decision as I struggled for an answer. She said, "Stephen, The Lord and our cat Yahwah will give help you decide". Sure enough, Yahwah said, "Hisssssssssssss" and I knew it meant 'His' way. Thank you, thank you, oh, some kleenex please. Amen."
OTTAWA (CP) - Laureen Harper says she's a dog-lover forced by circumstance into an exclusively feline lifestyle.
The prime minister's wife has had up to seven cats living at 24 Sussex at the same time - including two of her own and five kittens temporarily adopted from the local animal shelter.
So Harper does get his advice from cats.
anon, oh great , or is that G8? confusion amongst the ranks. lord lord. well lordy. little lord fontelharp. or is that fondle harp? and now boreen admits to wanting it doggy-style!
just thought of something: I wouldn't be at all surprised if Harpie actually thought stuff like that...
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