August 16, 2006
Three "Planets Unto Themsleves" Discovered
Three heavenly bodies are up for presentation as a draft before the International Astronomical Union, who decided 'what is or is not a planet'.
While the public is being told the names of the celestial orbs are Gabrielle, Xena and Charon, Whitehouse sources leaked that the official submissions are Condi, Bush-X and Dick. It is speculated that the space shuttle may try reach Planet Dick by 2012.
All these new planets. Were they launched from the Whitehouse? What will happen after they reach planet dick. Will the sun shine through or will it get crapped over. Shoots, what happened to rumsfeld. No planet for him.
but while we're talking about uranus...i think planet bushx looks more like a hemmaroid. planet dick used to be venus but cheney hijacked it into planet penis. condi may as well be pluto with the amount of ice in her veins.
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