August 16, 2006

Three "Planets Unto Themsleves" Discovered


Three heavenly bodies are up for presentation as a draft before the International Astronomical Union, who decided 'what is or is not a planet'.

While the public is being told the names of the celestial orbs are Gabrielle, Xena and Charon, Whitehouse sources leaked that the official submissions are Condi, Bush-X and Dick. It is speculated that the space shuttle may try reach Planet Dick by 2012.

// posted by scout @ Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Comments:
Real funny.
All these new planets. Were they launched from the Whitehouse? What will happen after they reach planet dick. Will the sun shine through or will it get crapped over. Shoots, what happened to rumsfeld. No planet for him.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 11:24:00 AM
 
What did planet Condi say to planet Dick? Hey, doesn't planet BushX look like Uranus?
# posted by Blogger Q : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 1:15:00 PM
 
Condi might have said:

You need a condo. I am afraid of STD.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 1:24:00 PM
 
You'll never find Planet Dick, it's in an undisclosed location.
# posted by Blogger JJ : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 1:50:00 PM
 
No, not at all. It is located in the Whitehouse basement:):)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 2:24:00 PM
 
ok, it's obvious i don't even have to make posts with you bunch of jokers hanging around.

but while we're talking about uranus...i think planet bushx looks more like a hemmaroid. planet dick used to be venus but cheney hijacked it into planet penis. condi may as well be pluto with the amount of ice in her veins.
# posted by Blogger scout : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 8:25:00 PM
 
Scout, you are way too funny! so are the commenters here. :) :)
# posted by Blogger Annamarie : Friday, August 18, 2006 10:06:00 PM
 
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