October 02, 2006

Party Boy Priests!!!

Oh those wacko priests! These two Miami jokers have been accused of stealing $8 mill from the coffers over the years and blowing it on women, parties, the high falutin' life.

Gives a whole new meaning to 'Miami Vice'. I guess it's hard to keep your hands out of the collection plate when wine, women and song await you. It's rumoured The Flying Nun blew the whistle on them and their tracks weren't hard to uncover as they went to the 'Jeb Bush School of Screcracy'. If convicted they'll be sentenced to 10 Hail Mary's and a program at Dubya's church called , 'I'm not bad, the new laws say so'.

Congrats boys on your party time, and have fun at the new church with Foley!!!!

Comments:
"These two Miami jokers have been accused of stealing $8 mill from the coffers over the years and blowing it on women, parties, the high falutin' life."

Is God not about fun and happiness:)They did not steal it they just helped themselves with the God's bounty.

Look at God-fearing Congressman Mark Foley.
 
yes, which reminds me.....i'm thinking of attending several different churches on sundays and helping myself to the collection plate. sounds like fun to me!!!
 
Jumpin Jesus, that Church takes in a lot of money if they have to lose $8 million before getting suspicious. We're in the wrong business.
Evil bastards, throw away the key.
Their punishment should be life with a bunch of Republican crooks and deviates.
 
Tax the churches and neuter the priests!
Better yet, this would be a good place for the resurrection /reinstallation of the sacred feminine in a leadership role.
After all religious control cults played a huge part in the removal of the sacred feminine from the “spirituality” business.
If people must continue to have their souls sold back to them by an organized control mechanism perhaps the patriarchy’s failures should be recognized, purged and replaced.

Of course the party boy lifestyle of these charlatans can clearly be blamed on Bingo- the gateway drug.
 
q, ok, you take the left aisle, i'll take the right. we'll meet in the , er, whatever the little room at the back is called and stuff the bills in our pockets. then, it's beligum on tuesday for lunch, supper in paris, hop back on the leer and no one will know :)

youngfox, you radical you :) oh, i like that one 'if people must contine to have their souls sold back to them' !!! so true, the devine femine is made seperate from gawd as the seldom mentioned 'holy ghost'. even the semantics are oh so wrong. and yes, i'm sure these charlatans entered the bingo halls with their evil dab-a-dots and all virtues went out the stained glass window :)
 
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