June 28, 2006
Queen Makes Secret Phone Call to Governor General
England's paparazzi caught Queen Liz making a secret phone call to Canada's Governor Genereal Michaelle Jean over the Six Nation's protest at Caledonia.
Recording devices picked up the following conversation:
Liz: Michaelle Jean?
Liz: This is the Queen.
MJ: OH! What a lovely surprise, Your Majesty!
Liz: That's an interesting name; Michaelle Jean. Philip and I were wondering if you're a lesbian?
Liz: Nevermind. It's about those two bit whores who call themselves 'Clan Mothers'. Let's just referr to them as ladies, shall we?
MJ: Yes Your Highness.
Liz: You're a darky who likes to keep her place, isn't there anything you can do about those untamed beasts?
MJ: I just refuse to answer their letters, emails and phone calls.
Liz: Governor General, may I remind you that your duties include soothing the savage soul? Can't you send in some DJ's to blast music whilst the Army gets ready to kill them?
MJ: I'll see what I can do. Quebec has just declared itself a nation, which overrides all indigenous rights. Maybe I can get Celine Dion to sing to them before they die.
Liz: Excellent! Philip and I were wondering if you'd be interested in a Royal tryst.
Liz: Nevermind. Proceed "Holding the Fort" as you colonized like to say!
MJ: Merci, Your Majesty.
Liz: Please, cut the french. As if the "Royal We" don't have enough to deal with across the Channel. Thank you Michealle Jean, perhaps if rules change we may knight you some day.
MJ: I'm a woman.
Liz: Heh hemm! One never corrects the Queen. Cheerio, I have to walk the corgies. Mum's the word on this.
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sorry. damn those missing links!
Scout, you are too hilarious for words!
Cheezwhiz, you have a nice vacation!
afterwards we'll be viewing 'upper canadian loyalist twits' and old reels of 'candian hinterland'.
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