August 25, 2006

CORPulent Con

Harper: Two things.
RCMP: Yes Sir?
Harper: First there's a brown-skinned, Canadian-born man wearing a turban to our left of the center guy.
RCMP: Yes Sir?
Harper: Fire him. Second thing.
RCMP: Yes Sir?
Harper: Does horse meat taste good?

// posted by scout @ Friday, August 25, 2006
Comments:
That is the kind of small talk Harper will make. I suppose he has been feeding himself with horsesh*t so long and now he wants to taste the meat also. By killing a horse would he not threaten his staple food - horses*&t.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : Friday, August 25, 2006 4:59:00 AM
 
i think you meant to say 'stable' food. rumour heretells boreen is getting him a feedbag.
# posted by Blogger scout : Friday, August 25, 2006 11:18:00 AM
 
Too funny for a comment! hehehehe! :)
# posted by Blogger Annamarie : Friday, August 25, 2006 10:08:00 PM
 
annamarie,ah the joys and wonders of photoshop.!!!
# posted by Blogger scout : Saturday, August 26, 2006 7:57:00 AM
 
Great blog! I just found it. Love the off-colour jokes, don't get these much anymore. And you use them so well.

Keep it up!
# posted by Blogger Erik : Wednesday, September 06, 2006 12:23:00 PM
 
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