September 13, 2006

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally!!!!! I sent away an ad from the back of a comic book for my 'focus on the shamily' official recognition and my official certificate arrived yesterday. I am overjoyed! I scanned it and it's available for me to post on this site as an icon link.

I had to ask my mom for permission, pay $25,000 (slapped it on my husband's credit card cuz that's what real women do), and anwer a series of questions:
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN RELIGIOUS DICTATORSHIP : of course sillies, wasn't Mussolini catholic?
2. DO YOU BELIEVE IN RELIGIOUS DICTATORSHIP: oh you're trying to trick me :D yes.
3. DO YOU BELIEVE IN RELIGIOUS DICTATORSHIP: yes, yes, yes,.
4. DO YOU BELIEVE IN RELIGIOUS DICTATORSHIP: can't make me mad, I stand by my man.
5. IS THE BABE IN SWADDLINGS YOUR HERO: yes, I believe in religious dictatorship.

Stop by any store that sells comics and look for 'Super Christ, Jesus Star'. You can find the application on the very back page.

Comments:
Well I pity any evangelicals that come to your door. No I don't. Anyway they're too cheap to take the ferry.
So party on until some religious dictator decides to run for mayor of small island.
 
Focus on the Taliban are good evangelico-fascists, but let's not forget the Catholi-fascists and their fine work in the residential schools. What's that expression? Oh yeah: "Heckofajob Brownie!"
 
q, haha, i've always invited the mormons and jehovas witnesses in...made them tea and said , 'i don't wanna talk about religion but i'm interested in you as people...can you tell me where you grew up, what your interests are etc.?'. then we have a good time, they leave and never come back. that was before moving to the island. don't know that i've seen any door knockers over here.

the religious dictators here are the developers and they have a nice chapel and buy the mayor and council with stupid deals council falls for , rather then running themselves.

a few years ago one handsome evangelous-ist couldn't keep his penis in his pants and created scandal with married women all over the island. this took the judgement off the art's affairs. it was high time.

jj, yes, i'd like to apply for those focus groups too...which comic books do they advertise in? bat-muslim and the green popenet?

the catholofascists were good at what they did. hiding those fetuses in the walls of the rez schools was brilliant, brilliant!
 
Scout, you are waaay to brilliant!

Q, congrats on winning the contest, two in a row! Wow!

Hi, JJ. Good to see you all here. Sorry I can't add anything to the wonderful comments. Just came in from long anti-nuke meeting, and brain's in neutral. Just wanted to stop by anyway to let everyone know that I'm still around and haven't forgotten you. :)

g'night all!
 
JJ, good one. I agree.

I have tried everything with Johavas witnesses but they keep coming back. I am not sure where I went wrong. They keep telling me that I am headed for hell if I do not do this or that. They should go to their heavens, enjoy and leave us alone.
 
I must admit one thing Scout,you left me out here.Ever seen a wheel on fire rolling during new year's celebrations? That is how my head is rolling,what award,are they meant for islanders only?
 
I live rural and way back when nobody lived near I also welcomed JW's and had many fine conversations. Of course I actually had no influence except for one.
He was young, I moved away for 10 years, came back and was in the Pub for food and who do I see but him. Drunk, and I felt guilty but reasoned with myself that I was not responsible cause he wouldn't have changed unless his 'inner core' had realized the fantasy of JW's. Never saw him again but can only hope he didn't regress but moved forward.
I don't get them dropping in anymore and because my rural is now populated with the likes of me....they do not canvas this area anymore...not worth it I guess.
 
Excuse me, you were saying something about a disgraceful circumstance, aka scandal, on small island? A gigolo preacher, married women?
 
hey annamarie, always good to see your smiling avatar!!!!

anon, man, if they keep coming back just grease the steps.

jeff, i'm just doing a silly bit on 'focus on the family', the new-christian powerful, influential lobby group that helps the likes of harper and bush get in power. http://www.fotf.org

bev, funny because there used to be a guy on the island who turned to some sort of religion like j.w., then got out of it and became a drunk. but i think he was a drunk before, straightned out with j.w., figured out they were b.s. for him, then straightened out on his own.....so that young man is probably fine and your rural area is free of door knockers until i call the mormons and have them get to ya :)

q!!! you just zone right in on those scandlas don't ya! naw, the preacher wasn't the gigilo, one of the parishiners was. i'm sure the wives gave a whole new meaning to shouting 'halleluja'. we had a cop who was in the beds of many married women too. then there was the woman cop unknowingly going out with the island's male slut and cocaine user, and the still infamous bachho driver who looks like a neandrathal with no teeth...he's the redneck's 'babe magnet'. beats me!!!!
 
hey annamarie, always good to see your smiling avatar!!!!

anon, man, if they keep coming back just grease the steps.

jeff, i'm just doing a silly bit on 'focus on the family', the new-christian powerful, influential lobby group that helps the likes of harper and bush get in power. http://www.fotf.org

bev, funny because there used to be a guy on the island who turned to some sort of religion like j.w., then got out of it and became a drunk. but i think he was a drunk before, straightned out with j.w., figured out they were b.s. for him, then straightened out on his own.....so that young man is probably fine and your rural area is free of door knockers until i call the mormons and have them get to ya :)

q!!! you just zone right in on those scandlas don't ya! naw, the preacher wasn't the gigilo, one of the parishiners was. i'm sure the wives gave a whole new meaning to shouting 'halleluja'. we had a cop who was in the beds of many married women too. then there was the woman cop unknowingly going out with the island's male slut and cocaine user, and the still infamous bachho driver who looks like a neandrathal with no teeth...he's the redneck's 'babe magnet'. beats me!!!!
 
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