August 01, 2006
If Only They Were Normal
While Peter MacKay defends the Tories on the Mid-East, I can't help think of what it would be like if the Harpoon Gang were 'normal to me' people, such as the pic of Steve-Joe a couple of posts down. So I've embarked on transforming 'the suits'. Here's some comments that might ensue from MacKay if he were just kinda, ya know, normal:
"Dudes, like we don't support any war. As soon as Lebanon was being fired on we chartered small planes from Turkey and got them permission to land in parts of Lebanon where there was no fireworks extravaganzas, ya know. Mark Emery's got the contract to send a bunch of herb to the Mid-East, that should chill things. Sweet, I'm going swimming".
(suggestions of names to 'normalize' would be appreciated)
I'm leaning toward rasta, I know it's a challenge but he could look good in dreds.
ok, i did rasta monte for ya. you're right, it was a challenge and i'm not totally satisfied, but what the heck.
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