July 24, 2006
Immaculate Misconception
U.S. Secretary of State CONdoleezza Rice is in the Mid-East for Piece talks (you get a piece of this, I get a piece of that). After likening the war striken Israel and Lebanon as the birth pangs of a new Middle East, Rice set off first to Lebanon then Israel after delivering a spanking fresh baby Region. Rice insists the father is God, but President Bush is denying his ever having slept with CONdi and says her use of model missiles may have something to do with it. The recent drama over Georgie dumping Rice for Tony Blair then moving on to Steve Harper has paired Toni and Condi. Somehow the jilted attracted each other... Tony being head of the Labour Party may have a lot to do with it. At any rate Condi's now talking ceasefire along with Tony, demonstrating their strength as a new couple. Blair has no aversion to helping with the newborn.
The British PM says he may consider siding with Bush if Bush calls him 'Tone'. Rice says she'll also think things over if Mr. President will continue to supply battery operated Patriot Missiles, which have a far superior effect to cigars.
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The way they're treating that baby...I'd be calling children's aid.
# posted by 
: Monday, July 24, 2006 1:49:00 PM
: Monday, July 24, 2006 1:49:00 PM
Your probing nature has outdone itself. We'd be better off in America if more like you had the insight and humour for very distrubing world circumstances on our government's part. A very colorful site!
# posted by : Monday, July 24, 2006 7:46:00 PM
: Monday, July 24, 2006 7:46:00 PM
q, good point. maybe this is an issue for them rather than the u.n.
cheez, it's rumoured that's what she wore before birth, with just a hint of bling so it wouldn't take away from the immaculate belly.
anon, http://www.vibratingpatriot.com
scienceguy, oh har har on the pun. i think the u.s. has plenty llike me but like you canada is just temporarily outnumbered.
cheez, it's rumoured that's what she wore before birth, with just a hint of bling so it wouldn't take away from the immaculate belly.
anon, http://www.vibratingpatriot.com
scienceguy, oh har har on the pun. i think the u.s. has plenty llike me but like you canada is just temporarily outnumbered.
scienceguy: you may want to check out www.bettybowers.com for a humourous American perspective on American neocons.
# posted by : Tuesday, July 25, 2006 12:12:00 AM
: Tuesday, July 25, 2006 12:12:00 AM
Friends passed this on to have a looksee. As a never-retired feminist I confess to uproaring with laughter.
# posted by : Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:11:00 AM
: Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:11:00 AM
anon thanks for the link for scienceguy and me too!!
grapevine, glad condi could give you a chuckle. personally i've ordered two of the battery patriots.
cheez,hate to get pesonal but were you, ah, watching the news singlehandely :)
grapevine, glad condi could give you a chuckle. personally i've ordered two of the battery patriots.
cheez,hate to get pesonal but were you, ah, watching the news singlehandely :)
Regular channels not available. She will need cesarean section otherwise the baby is in grave danger.
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# posted by : Friday, July 28, 2006 10:23:00 AM
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