August 02, 2006
If Only They Were Normal, 4 - Ann Coulter
If she were normal:
"Thank you. You're a lovely audience, I truly love you as we work together to save Mother Earth. I was going to do my rendition of 'Smelly Cat', but given the state of the world I feel a Bob Dylan tune would be more appropriate. What's that, huh, ya please, sing along, this is a candle light vigil for peace after all. When we're done with "Blowin' In The Wind' I'd like you to all rise, yell "Fuck you, Bush!' then let's call on Gaia to send him white light'. Anon, this one's for you."
My she looks good with that guitar. She chose wrong calling to write when she could have been singing sensation and could have joined forces with Yoko Ono to save the planet.
Duct taping down ‘her’ genitals all these years has rendered her incorrigible.
I am glad for creatures like her and Michelle Malkin because they offer some insight into the agitprop depths of Neoconservative bigotry and it’s lofty, delusional detachment from the non-psychopathic segments of humanity.
These vitriolic harpies regularly demonstrate the startling degrees of madness potentially festering in the human,
(and suspected non-human), soul.
anon, rona isn't quite as eloquent as ann in her efforts to save Gaia. yoko and ann get together for green tea sometimes, although yoko takes her plain while ann adds steroids.
youngfox, i think they may be david icke's lizards. perhaps they'll shuttle off together in a u.f.o. one day.
anon, yes there are some great blogs around, mr. fox being one of them. i agree with the word verification but understand people use it to help prevent spam and hackers. i also prefer the pop-up comment windows so i can see what i'm commenting to. to each his/her own i guess.
now, where's that morning coffee????? ann, oh ann honey, time to get up!!!
Youngfox, you said it perfectly! My sentiments too, on all counts, and like Scout said here.
Good and waaaay to funny! We can dream, can't we?? :)
annamarie, i think dream and dream and dream cuz the world's a nightmare ...can't let them get to our pyches, which our own tax dollars are helping them to do....good gawd it just occured to me we're paying harper's salary and expenses!!!!! i demand a recount!
btw, I forgot to mention that Coulter with guitar is a definite improvement on that otherwise scrawny, testosterone-popping male wannabee...
Youngfox's comment above was astoundingly deep!
Or terrorists may decide to stop with the whole "holocaust 2" thing, and watch the pigs fly out of my asshole...
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