Harper Valley

Steve's humming tunes to himself again as he watches Georgie address the United Nations.

Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way they do it
They play the Con on Bush-TV
That ain't workin', that's the way they do it
Money for nothin and Real Women are free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way they do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys aren't dumb
Maybe get a blister on their middle finger
Maybe get a blister on their big fat bums.

They get to install wire tap covens
Custom searches, prod with ease
They get to move those hate generators
They get to move those colour t.v.'s

The little faggot with the twang and the shakeup
Yeah, buddy, that's their own Heir
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

I shoulda learned to play the market
I shoulda learned to step on bums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some
And he's up there, what's that, warzone noises
Bangin' on the warheads like a chimpanzee
Oh, that' aint workin', that's the way they do it
Get your money for nothin' get your Real Women for free

Money for nothin', Real Women for free.
I want my , I want my, I want my Bush TV