September 24, 2006
Love Means Never Having To Say You're a Tory
The First Lady of Canada stresses that the Harpers are all about unconditional love. "There's no need for words from Stephie. Mr. Arar should just know in his heart we love him". Harper concurred, saying, "If Mr. Arar would pray to our God, he'd know that what happened was an accident and our God will give hiim richness in his heart".
Tory caucus all agreed and are thinking of making a movie of the Harper's beautiful thoughts. It's rumoured Celine Dion will play Boreen and Ben Mulroney is up for Steve's role along with Michael J. Fox in lifts, and William Shatner sans girdle.
Screw apologies, I hope Arar sues everyone in sight. Establish a legal precedent so this is won't happen again.
jj......let's see.....the japanese and chinese have been apologized to and compensated over internment and head tax, after HOW LONG???.....first nations have never been apologized to and never properly compensated plus land theft CONTINUES.
i hope arar sues too and it goes to trial before 2080.
Georg W. Bush? It is the love of "his" God that Canadians are paying very heavy price whether it is Arar or our soldiers being killed in Afghanistan.
Scout: I keep forgettn 'The Anon' part as my regular setting is "anonymous"
bill, see comment to the anon. the anon, see comment to bill.
I suggest that Gwen Landolt, the bitch from UNREAL Women play Boreen, and Harper be played by Chantal Hebert...
And don't forget to leave something for Myron Thompson. Perhaps he could play the Harper family's pet pig....
and that would explain the moobs! hahahahaha
cheez, you secretly love moobs, don't ya?
I don't want to know where they go from there but they probably have too bring in a lawyer and an 2 accountants :)
It's not like the guy's Bill Clinton.
The dude actually has a wife one can stand!!!
Knight is right. Harper and Bush for that matter are not Slcik Willy Clinon. The world will be a better place for them and their Christian values and War on Terrorism. You lefties need a good lesson from the Bible. My ten cents says Knightofgoodironman follows the path of Jesus.
Yeah! Shame on you as anonymous says 'I'm glad they're following the U.S. lead in restoring civility to this continent. You should be proud of your leader, shame on you!'
Yessir, Faithful old Dubya been porkin' Condi and all that Puritan jazz! I bet Harper is just like Amos in 'Chicago'...'I luv's ya Honey...I luv's ya!' The warmth, the sensitivity is soooooo evident in the man!
yes, shame on me. i don't know what happened, a momentary lapse or something. i'm standing right now to sing 'oh canada'. i'm buying a poster of steve and putting it on the ceiling (it'll be great for insomnia). AND i'll start masturbating for jesus.
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