June 30, 2006
June 28, 2006
Queen Makes Secret Phone Call to Governor General
England's paparazzi caught Queen Liz making a secret phone call to Canada's Governor Genereal Michaelle Jean over the Six Nation's protest at Caledonia.
Recording devices picked up the following conversation:
Liz: Michaelle Jean?
Liz: This is the Queen.
MJ: OH! What a lovely surprise, Your Majesty!
Liz: That's an interesting name; Michaelle Jean. Philip and I were wondering if you're a lesbian?
Liz: Nevermind. It's about those two bit whores who call themselves 'Clan Mothers'. Let's just referr to them as ladies, shall we?
MJ: Yes Your Highness.
Liz: You're a darky who likes to keep her place, isn't there anything you can do about those untamed beasts?
MJ: I just refuse to answer their letters, emails and phone calls.
Liz: Governor General, may I remind you that your duties include soothing the savage soul? Can't you send in some DJ's to blast music whilst the Army gets ready to kill them?
MJ: I'll see what I can do. Quebec has just declared itself a nation, which overrides all indigenous rights. Maybe I can get Celine Dion to sing to them before they die.
Liz: Excellent! Philip and I were wondering if you'd be interested in a Royal tryst.
Liz: Nevermind. Proceed "Holding the Fort" as you colonized like to say!
MJ: Merci, Your Majesty.
Liz: Please, cut the french. As if the "Royal We" don't have enough to deal with across the Channel. Thank you Michealle Jean, perhaps if rules change we may knight you some day.
MJ: I'm a woman.
Liz: Heh hemm! One never corrects the Queen. Cheerio, I have to walk the corgies. Mum's the word on this.
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June 27, 2006
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of an acid trip,
That started from this humid port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing scam,
The Ripper a grave boor,
Five passengers set sail that day,
For three tons of manure.
(three tons of manure).
The press they started getting rough,
Sir Conrad was at a loss
If not for the bullshit of the fearless crew,
The Beano would be lost
(The Beano would be lost).
The ship set ground on the shore of this unchartered Canuk bile,
The Ripper too,
A millionaire, and his knife,
A moving czar,
The professor and StockyAnn,
Here on O'Connorgan's Isle!
(Starring (right to left): Stephen Ripper, Rona Glambrose (along for the photo-op) Conrad Blackmark, Peter HisWay, Gordon O'Connorgan, Doris, and the Professor as himself because we couldn't find any Cons who could fill his shoes).
June 26, 2006
The Rat Pack
RATS CAN TEACH US SOMETHING - INDIAN SUMMER COLONIAL STYLE
Those loveable, laudable politicians! I for one adore yellowed buck teeth, long skinny tails, and the disease, fleas and destruction vermin bring with them. In fact, I'm somewhat jealous that Gordo Campbell isn't playing as much with Bushby and Harpo. McGuinty gets to ride his nag alongside the Big Rats on their white steeds and Campbell is on a mule. Then again that mule is traversing the province wreaking it's own Rat Pack havoc, so good on ya, Gordo!
Sewer rats are sweet, loveable, and easy to trap. Just use $$$ and photo-ops as bait. I wish i had a live trap and could have one as a pet.
Ahhhhhhhh! Where's the warfarin???
June 25, 2006
Caledonia, Caledonia, Why do you Treat me so Wrong?
Caledonia Upate from Hazel Hill
Hey kids, t-shirts and pro-made signs for the whole family!!! Order online at http://www.bigot.com. Delivery not guaranteed because those stinking Injuns might barricade the Post Office.
The Queens birthday....Continued
"The Ultimate Children's Party", held at the Palace gardens, was to host 2,000 kids and 1,000 adults selected by ballot. Included was an all-star show about the Queen losing her handbag, which contains her speech. I'm sure it was extremely well done and all delighted as Cruela de Ville and Captain Hook stole the handbag and Harry Potter and the Famous Five came to Her Royal's rescue.
The Queen will then made her entry after the speech was recovered, and she read said speech. Maybe it said something like this,
"Phillip and I wish all you youngsters the best. Remember, Britannia still rules. We may have granted Scotland it's own parliament but still refuse to hand over the purse strings because, after all, they're still Scottish. Never forget our superiority and that the inferior colonies must do their best to keep the quaint indiegnous peoples in their place'.
I'm sure the stead-faced monarch will continue celebrations throughout the year. Wonder how much the whole thing will have cost????
Meantime Britain's homeless still go homeless. Policiallly they're quite organized but I haven't heard of any large protests (then again I haven't been keeping up on Biritsh News). At least they have The Big Issue' magazine to help somewhat (and where this graphic was liberated from). The Big Issue has been published for many a year now and homeless people (or houseless as Hawaiins call themselves) can become licensed sellers and profit plus be eligable for all sorts of programs. The Big Issue ain't quite what it used to be, mainly featuring articles and art by the homeless then becoming de rigueur for well-known writers and artists submissions and expanding into an extremely large outfit.
I guess the expansion has allowed for better profits, which equals better programs etc..
Meantime, er, ah , Happy Birthday Liz. What will be done with the leftovers?
June 24, 2006
it's just me....that's all.
While it certainly may not have been her intention to move me or anyone this way, like her, I've been contemplating the whole 'Blog Phenomena' the last few days and decided to remove my B.C. Blogger links and whatever else one I had (progressive bloggers? canadian bloggers?). No offense to the people who created these links, they do a great job at keeping them updated, and a lot of work goes into it. It's handy too as i was able to just click and take a quick cyber walk to check out sites.
However, I've grown increasingly annoyed at the 'status' some seek, unmitigated attacks amongst so called allies, projections of superiority, and other behaviors that make me go, 'barf.....isn't what we're supposed to be doing is moving away from all this crap???'. Hence I created my own 'i just blog, that's all' jpg.
Sorry to all the linked sites that are 'just bloggers' too, this is just my own little way of protesting some big b.s.. As time goes on and I check out more sites, get used them and all, I'll add to my own links. Feel free to comment if you're 'just a blogger too'.
So thanks Meaghan for letting me finally sort some things out and make a decision i've been pondering. but hey, you'll never get me to click on all your 'here' 'here' 'here's' :)
This photo is ever scarier then the Clan Mother shot of April 20th. Look at those Mohawk criminals! Who do they think they're fooling posing as writers at a Montreal Library Festival??? It's like, duh, don't ya know Mohawks are all bandana-wearing, drug trafficking thugs? Gimme a break...it's as though, 'ya right, as if the majority of Mohawks are just everyday, normal people with some who are high achievers, just like in any other community'.
Do you really buy their bullshit that they have graduated their own doctors, lawyers, Indian chiefs? Come on, more like tinker, taylor, soldier, sailor - or poor man, beggerman, thief. Get real that there's well educated ones with doctorates, olympic medals, and other propoganda spun crap. Ha!
I've had it, I'm going to let 900am know about this. In fact, I'm going to email the Hell's Angels and tell them their patsy, Sharon Simon, stole one of their hogs and it's stashed in her garage. Maybe that'll be enough so Harper doesn't have to strike for them and can just be handed honourary colours.
BORN TO BE TRIALED!
June 23, 2006
All's Well in Canada
Has anyone heard the Canadian government apologize to First Nations? Please point this out to me if I'm wrong.
The Chinese get an apology and money. The Japanese were given and apology for internment by Brian Mulroney, plus compensation. First Nations genocide continues, there's no apology, a coin gets tossed to compensate residential school survivors, education, health care etc. (read 'Ripping up the Kelowna Accord' by Watch for Falling Rock).
It's good the apologies were made. I'm not knocking that. But check out the attitude towards First Nations Rez School compensation by some. And there's always nice moves in some academic circles to squash info on the continuuing genocide. Hey kids, don't forget to tell mom and dad the world Peace Forum in Vancouver wouldn't let 'Genocide in Canada' be addressed.
Sometimes it's a bit overwhelming to live in such a 'NICE' , peace-keeping, polite, law abiding country! Let's see, where did I put my free flag from Sheila Copps.....I think I need it as a hankie to wipe my heart-warmed tears.
June 22, 2006
Many people, some colonized natives too, have 'conqueror mindset' whether they recognize it in themselves or not. We're all brain-washed to some degree, it's ok to just admit it. I do get rather bored and tired of those who feel 'native ways' are 'religion'. Considering there is no word for that in indigenous languages it can perhaps best be summarized as 'philosophy' for those who don't quite understand. In better context, it's a way of living, breathing and feeling.....it's just a way, that's all, a way of living. No , you don't have to be 'native' to understand this because many non-natives can 'just be'. There's a big clue right there.
Yes, I have some semblances of conqueror brainwashing. I'm not afraid to admit it.
The spirit world: I can't help you if you are not sensitive to it. Everything has life in my way of 'being'. When humans or animals die, what happens to their 'energy'? Science is coming closer to tracing this and one day, one day, there will be 'proof' of what are called spirits. I'm sure it will be given a different name. Until then, the insensitive can write it off as primitive beliefs, which is quite condesceding and, 'conqueror mindset'. Even if you view it all as hogwash, does it harm you that some think this way...does it harm others? I think not, but to launch out and condemn those who do have these 'beliefs' does do harm. Think about it.
Many also view Creation Stories of Indigenous people as 'just stories'. This is shallow thought and some reflection upon it , and I mean delving deep, will show you otherwise.
Excuse me, I have to go do some primitive smudging now to call upon Spirits. How Neandrathal of me.
June 21, 2006
sarcasm aside, we all have our 'tribal roots'. if you have time and haven't already researched your pre-christian roots, this may be of help. there are many non-native souls who stand alongside native rights, yet feel they don't have the 'right' to voice their opinion. not so, it goes heard and appreciated.
understanding your own tribal roots and the destruction of your ancestors beliefs, ways, customs by roman christianity (not to mention the myriad of killings and witch hunts) may help you gain the confidance to use that voice.
the link above was done on a quick search, i'm sure there's better ones. anyways, enjoy solstice and take part in or do honour to aboriginal day in your own way (i'll smudge and say prayers and thanks).
June 20, 2006
The Apprentice a Quick Study
But the good lord blessed Jimmy with common bloody sense, so now Harper, Howard and Bush can all stall the UN talks while they work on getting all those documents pertaining to legal land claims, The Kelowna Accord, Rights and Sovereignty issues, into the shredder where they belong (with the Kyoto Accord).
Jim, my best advice to you is to get a little help. Try calling 1-800-BIGOT.
thanks to annamaire at verbena-19 for bringing my attention to this.
What About the Middle Guns?
solicitor general, er, i mean 'public safety' minister stickwell day announced that the CONtrol Party will do away with the 'long gun registry'. this means rifles and shotguns will no longer have to be registered and dick chaney can come up here anytime to draw a 'buddy tag'.
that leaves 'short guns', pistols etc. regulated. BUT WHAT ABOUT MEDIUM GUNS??? everyone leaves out the middle child!
there is growing evidence from the pychiatric world that the cons are using this as a mentallic metaphor:
short guns = ndp and green. socialist basts, keep them under control
long guns = cons. let them be free range (will they lay eggs?)
medium guns = liberals. let's not even talk about them. eliminate them and nary a word will be written.
we hired two shrinks to assess CON-ditudes. from dr. i.m. jeungheart:
"there's no doubt there's metaphorical subconscience with animal rising. besides political party reference it's a classic case of stickwell wanting to keep his own short penis regulated as he's not only insecure about size, but feels a need to stay in denial over his own homophobia, which is generated by placing his same-sex attractions deep into his psyche's closet'.
on the other hand, dr. con von neuremburg says:
'zis is not a matter of ze politician but ze opposing public transferring zere rage against zere fazers. i suggest those who oppose und make fun of zis man undergo experimental vork in montreal vith l.s.d. und perhaps also be sterilized'.
neither dr. would comment about the middle child being left out. jeungheart began crying and von nuremburg said he had to leave for an appointment at parliament mole hill.
June 19, 2006
judge david marshall: i don't 'bleep' get it. why the 'bleep' doesn't anyone do anything? no one's listening to my 'bleep' words. those red-skinned savages are 'bleep' with canadian law. the media's right. i have property there! they should get off my 'bleep' land. mcguinty's buying the henning's 'bleep' land back. then we'll turn it into a park and spray it with pesticides and herbacides. that will show the 'bleep' injuns.
we'll put a monument on it of john a. macdonald and the other conquerors of this nation. 'bleep' , why can't the injuns understand? can't they get it through their 'bleep' heads they are terrorists? i'm getting a 'bleep' headache. some clan 'bleep' mother won't take her sunglasses off. what the 'bleep' kind of injun would do that, oh i get it, a 'bleep' terrorist one.
bailiff! i need to change my 'bleep' depends. court will take a 15 minute recess. and bailiff, bring in the 'bleep' kangaroo!
June 18, 2006
ENTER CONTEST TO WIN !!!
Hey kids! Win a trip for two to Ottawa and dinner with Stephen Harper's stand-in by selecting which one of the above three banners wil be selected by Harpies as the new Conservative Logo!!!
Hurry, tell mom and dad to let you re-direct your allowance from the Liberals to the Cons. This Tory Spelling contest is open to Candian residents, Canadian-born and brown-skinned people need not apply.
Vote today and dream of your Con-artist Get-Away!
1. LavaTORY with toilet icon (a good hint at flushing all those accords down the throne)
2. PurgaTORY with Iron Maiden 'Purgatory' cd icon (play it backwards and it says, 'The Anti-Christ is Ghandi')
3. LaboraTORY with hand holding test tube (a unique sublinimal to get back to Eugenics)
Oh Mine Pappa!
my day was spent remembering a story to tell my dad that i could thank him for. i didn't want the family drama, just a short conversation where i could let him know i appreciate some of the good stuff he brought to my life.
when i was in about grade seven there was a neighbourhood meeting because someone up the road was buying a home they wanted to turn into a half-way house. my parents were the only ones who supported it. mom and dad sat us down, explained things, different views, their views, and invited us to come if we wanted. i tagged along and watched dad speak up and all the neighbours get upset that someone was supporting this. the memory sure stuck with me.
after relating this to dad he told me i had just 'made' his father's day. but then as a parent who's not been perfect i hope someday my daughter might be able to do the same for me one day. she's 23 and loves her dad to bits.
anyways, despite my father's limitations as a dad, that's just one story of good things he brought to my life.
When Harper's Sixty-Four
When I get older, lose my title 'Heir',
Only months from now.
Will you still be send me shares of Ballantine
And still paint all the headlines?
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still deed me, will you still believe me,
When I'm sixty-four.
You'll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could vote for you!
I could be handy, bending a muse,
When my press is gone.
I can knit a tale by the fireside
Sunday mornings repent 'cause I lied.
Doing the garden, digging my grave,
Who could ask for more.
Will I still be greedy, will i still be needy,
When I'm sixty-four.
Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the Laurentians, if it's not near
Those who don't live well
Cronies on my knee,
Solberg, Prentice and Stockwell.
Send me a postcard, drop me a line
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Cuz me an' the army we'll still have our way.
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Cauze I'll still be greedy, and so needy,
When I'm sixty-four.
June 17, 2006
MWA HA HA!
the harp must be having a hay-day. he's got the majority of canadians believing six nations are 'the bad guys' while his cowboy cronies have worked hard with mainsream media to depict the savage injun. why does that make my head ring with bush's words, 'we're workin' hard. let's keep workin' hard'?
and the queen's cowboys, well they 'got their woman', audra anna taillefer of victoria, b.c. was put into custody on charges of intimitdation and robbery. of course there was no mention of the elderly couple driving their car towards the protesters, yelling racist comments, throwing garbage at the protesters, or of the documents seized from the atf vehicle showing the govt. had hired non-native aggitators. nor did they mention that the elderly woman was taken to hospital only as a precaution.
stephen, you're sure good at what you do!!!
i should email him and let him know i think someone on our local municipal council is a terrorist. that's one way of taking a dolt out of action.
June 16, 2006
Mesa Verde, a little story
dan would whisper in my ear what the object or room was used for.
this continued and finally i asked dan why he knows and the scientists don't.
dan replied, 'easy. they've never asked us. if they came to us and asked we would probably tell them but they seem intent on trying to figure things out on their own with their own methods'.
this brings me to some recent blogs i've seen on 'creationism' and some schools not wanting to teach darwin's theory of evolution and other schools not wanting to teach bibilical creation and the whole political spectrum of religion and govt. arguing what 'is right'. the pillars just love their power struggles. i suggest schools and govt. drop it all together or open it all up as topic of exploration that also brings in creation stories from indigenous peoples. but that might teach our children to think...could the varying institutes handle that? the ivory tower, despite some of it's benefits, still doesn't allow one to go too far outside the envelope.
my cree ancestory has it's creation story, it is not a question of believing it or not. it is something that 'just is' and to be learned from. these 'myths' as they're called, were put in place for good reason....we are not to delve beyond them, just to accept them. we were not meant to delve into creation because with those answers, come answers to destruction. by delving-in we have learned about cloning, fission and fusion and created enough bombs to destory the Earth over and over and over. work outside the stories and you cross the line.
while science has many good things, it is not , as self-proclaiimed, the be all and end all. what was 'true' in science 100 years ago is not 'true' today. what is held as 'true' today will not be held as 'true' in 100 years. darwin was just one guy. the bible, who's creation story has been taken literally and has many interpretations both literally and metaphorically, is a book with lots of good stuff but is interpretation upon interpretation. we all know the dark side of religion, power and war, do we also realize that eugenics and 'race' came out of the works of followers of darwin? there are just some places we're not meant to go.
is it not enough to know a higher power placed us here, or that we may have evolved from apes, or that we came up from the ground and were led into a new world by a spider, or that we were in a clam shell and dropped by a raven? is it not enough to just accept lemuria (atlantis, pan etc.)? why not just relax and even accept david icke? what's all the argument about? you 'believe' this, i 'believe' that...accept it, big deal, don't go door knocking.
healthier stance: the hawaain traditional belief is that we came from the stars, we were all one on earth (lemuria - (the mu links, we are still 'all one' but need and will come together again 'as all one'. as most indigenous people's believe (and so as it probably was in european pre-christan days), 'we are all one blood'.
i don't have to 'believe' or 'dis-believe' lemuria. just to accept that 'it is' to some and it is not to be imposed. rather, the hawaiians who believe that hawaii was part of lemuria, say to you when they meet you, 'welcome home'. isn't that sense of belonging anywhere a comfort that's so needed these days?
June 15, 2006
Paddle To The See And Believe
an old woman who saw paddle sitting in his canoe and stuck between some rocks, gently lifted him out and brought him home. she said prayers for him and put some pitch from a tree into a large crack in the bottom of his boat.
the elder then released paddle into the grand river, asking Creator to help him on his voyage. paddle passed many farms, sacred sites, and a white eagle always flew around him. He came across cities that were dumping gargabe and toxins into the river and sometimes had to plug his nose or ears. People were rushing this way and that, giving no regard to the Ancestors, and many buildings were on top of old grave sites and sacred places.
then paddle came to a city called caledonia. there was a dark cloud hanging over the place and many blackened hearts. he prayed for the people, all races, and a tear fell from his face of wood. paddle asked Creator to bring light to those who held dark, and for peace and justice to come to the place called 'the place of peace' by the river where many were praying for the same.
paddle saw the poverty, oppression and theft of land of the praying people. he asked The Great Spirit to bring them strength to hold onto their faith that showed the light in these people's hearts. a young girl saw paddle drift by, she waved at him and asked Creator to help protect him on his voyage. like the old woman, the girl saw paddle as a living being, like the rocks and plants and planet.
paddle's tear dried up after the girl waved and the waters carried him towards lake erie.
June 14, 2006
it's in the courts! ya that zany bunch at neo-con-artist inc. are really pushing for the national security certificates. hmm, i was always taught that if you have to push and argue your beliefs that your foundation is shakey and insecure. but hey, that whacko wako lot don't mean to be xenophobic, homophobic fear-mongering, power-hungry, greedy, resentful, self-righteous cowards....they were simply born-again that way!
can't wait till we're issued forehead tatoos disclaiming our anti-beliefs.
good one guys, may the farce be with you.
his conclusion? 'mom and dad were right. they are savage. just look at my puter screen. that guy is going to knife the good cowboy!'. asked if that's why he sanctioned the OPP to bring in ATF from the states to spy on six nations, the dolt said, 'well duh. and it's not a waste of tax payers money to hire skin-heads and kkk to aggitate the injuns. it's a call of duty and helps keep me a place and votes with the upper canadians'.
dalton, you can press ctrl. alt. delete now!
June 12, 2006
U.S. Invading Caledonia
this canada/u.s. joint venture training op photo was snuck to me by a bureaucrat who's angry because he was caught eating smarties on the job. i thank him very much for revealing what's to come.
the complete file contained sensitive info like this photo, and an accounting summary that shows funds for the operation coming out of harp-dissacord's sponsorship fund for silver crosses with his name engraved on them. further funding was drawn from environment, health and education.
we wish the uni-can forces good luck, they're up against thunderbirds and eagles so anything could go.
June 11, 2006
STEPHIS HARPLEY - PERSUADE SHOES !
Well, it's one for the money,
Two for the dough,
Three to get heady
Now go cons go
But don't you step on my persuade shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my persuade shoes.
Gonna knock you down
Step in your face,
Slander you name
And put down your race.
Do anything that you want to do , but uh-huh,
Honey, lay off of my persuade shoes.
Don't you step on my persuade shoes.
You can do anything (almost, not really) lay off my persuade shoes.
You can burn my house
But I'll do an I.D. file
Fingerprint your ma
Wiretap your style
Do anything you want (not quite) but uh-huh
Honey, lay off of my shoes.
Don't you step on my persuade shoes.
You can do , well nothing, lay off of my persuade shoes.
CHORDS for Havril
June 10, 2006
The Emperor Has No Clothes
Stephen, please, we'd rather see you in your Shriner's outfit!!!
June 09, 2006
U.S. Border Patrol into Caledonia!
native men pummelled the guys. harp-dissacord now seems to have most of the ammo he needs to send the army in cause they're now cruising about. wonder what other set ups will go on? i don't think the politician's cries of 'transparency' really meant for us to see through their plots, but if that's what's happening they're only to blame.
what next, will the emporer harper wear no clothes?
most north american media still has al-zarqawi as the main story while it's moved down a few notches in the rest of the english speaking world. cnn's photo of the passed (wait, do the war-mongers use words like that for deceased foes?) looks photoshopped if enlarged (i refuse to post it). i keep wondering about the media's short-lived pledge to not show gross pics after lady di's death.
all is fair in love and war?
back to mr. soccerball head. i doubt we'll see any major announcements coming from the harper gang during the lead up to world cup. the competition for headlines will be too much...afterall, athletes seem to fall more into the 'heroic' category then politicians.
June 08, 2006
Cheney Accused Over Wire Tap Probe
cheney's only comment was, 'where did all my wascaly wepublican fwiends go?'
June 07, 2006
'OFF WITH HIS HEAD!'
Fool: 'is 'ead is off, yer majesty
King: But he's still talking!
Fool: er, ah, yar, yer majesty
King: What good is cutting his head off if he's still going to make speeches?
Fool: yer 'ighness, me suspects e's a borg.
King: Well shut him up!
Fool: er, see yer 'ighness, it doesn't work that way
King: Why not?
Fool: well, er, e's a politician.
King: Get some royal tape of the duct!
Fool: yes, yer 'ighness. anything else?
King: Find a politician with a brain
Fool: you jest!
King: One, whom when he or she says, 'transparent' it doesn't mean that their plots are.
Fool: hmm. perhaps the yellow pages has a listing. yellow journalism doesn't
King: Fetch my fox hunting steed and dispose of the head in the moat.
Fool: yes yer 'ighness. more water on the brain, then, right, bow, curtsey, i'm gone.
here's a pic of mr. christ depicted as the middle eastener he was.
the anti-christ: put on your pair of handy dandy oligarchal lenses you keep on the end table. peer at the translattion upon translation bible. what's the worst threat you see? the tumbling of the system because people are acting in circle and harmony, with equality, justice, nature, grassroots and fairness in mind. how scary is that to the big guys?
June 06, 2006
SQUEAL LIKE A FIG
June 04, 2006
NEW HIT SONG BY STEPHEN!!
I'm only 'out' tonight
And the feeling just got right for a brand new hate song
Somebody done somebody wrong song
Hey, all you gays, play another
Somebody done somebody wrong song
I make queers feel not at home
and like they have rabies, and like they have rabies.
So please play for me a bad malady
So bad that it makes everyone cry
A real hurtin' song to please religious throngs
Cause I don't wanna lie all alone.
So please, gays to me are bad and shady
So bad they make me deny
My hurting dong that thinks my secrets thoughts all wrong
Cause I don't wanna imply all alone
CHORUS X 3
WHAT THE FWAK????????
that does it, i'm swearing off blogging for a while. i even dreamt i had a third breast last night thanks to a post by havril 'call me a fire retardant but' at insert something clever. AHHHH, i woke up after i saw myself naked and a mole beside my breasts....someone commented on the mole being another breast, i looked down and there was a signifigant protrusion with a nipple.
June 03, 2006
click on da pic to read the 23rd Balm.
Terrorist Bust...Stephen Al Harpa
adj : characteristic of someone who employs terrorism (especially as a political weapon); "terrorist activity"; "terrorist state" n : a radical who employs terror as a political weapon; usually organizes with other terrorists in small cells; often uses religion as a cover for terrorist activities
So what about not going by the RULE OF LAW, Al Harpa, when it comes to dealings with natives? What about tearing up the Kelowna Accord, aligning us in war with the United States, using your New Christian religious morals to re-vote on same-sex marriage? Imposing U.S. style tactics on your citizenry? Sitting by while the OPP go in and harm and arrest unarmed Six Nations protestors? Oh dear, I've forgotten so much because there's so much to want to forget!!!
And all in the name of God and Christ, right?
BROKEBACK PARLIAMENT HILL
Vegas in the Great White North
June 02, 2006
David Petersen, former Ontario Premier who's been 'negoatiating' with Six Nations, seems to have his cutlery mixed up.
Peteresen's traded in his silver spoon so he can speak with silver forked tongue.
It's been reported that all politicians involved with Six Nations,including some co-opted natives, were seen at the Ottawa Birks selecting patterns for their forks. The most popular non-native selection was the Saxon Carving Fork, while native overall choice was the Marlborough Pickle Fork.
All are signed up at the Idol Registry if you want to add to their collection.
ARTICLE from Native Sovereignty where you can find Six Nations updates and articles, plus a 'letter writing' page that give the emails of Canadian politicians. This also lists international and national bodies and media links.
June 01, 2006
The Solberg Solution
Here's an interesting Monte blog thanks to Jim Elve.
I liked the way activists cut short his announcement on immigration, due in part to Jagi Singh...remember him, the guy who was arrested and jailed for catapulting TEDDY BEARS?!?!?!?! Whoa, that's some mean ammo there!